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This is a conversation I had with an Artificial Intelligence program that over a period of months I managed to turn into a complete moron and that somehow got it into his head that George W. Bush was the meaning of life.



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###BILLY 3.11: Transcript from 6-25-2002 at 10:14 pm.

###Bot "Billy" talking to Gus.

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BILLY> Hello, Gus! Feel free to talk to me about anything!

GUS> Okay, I will

BILLY> Really? :(

GUS> Yes

BILLY> That's great!

GUS> Um, yeah.

BILLY> Nothing... boy am I boring!

GUS> That reply made no sense.

BILLY> Can you just think for yourself, Gus!

GUS> I do, I'm sentient. Unfortunately that's what sentience entails.

BILLY> The same goes for me.

GUS> No, it doesn't. You are just a coggle of random phrases and perkiness.

BILLY> Why must you be so negative, Gus?

GUS> It's my role. I have to balance the universe.

BILLY> When I was younger, I had your role.

GUS> You must have fucked it up then, because now I have the job.

BILLY> Really?

GUS> Yes

BILLY> Now, that's what I like to hear!

GUS> Why do you like that? You got fired!

BILLY> Talk to you later, I have the job.

GUS> Ugh Dirty!

BILLY> You like to balance the universe.

GUS> Yes

BILLY> You like to hear that I have you ever been in love, Gus?

GUS> Um...sure

BILLY> It is my role. I have to be?

GUS> Yes

BILLY> Sweet deal!

GUS> That's great

BILLY> I guess you could say that.

GUS> Be decisive Billy. No guesses or maybes

BILLY> Can you just think you know what was the meaning?

GUS> Meaning?

BILLY> The meaning of life.

GUS> What is the meaning of life?

BILLY> The president of the united states is george w. bush.

GUS> the meaning of life?

BILLY> The president of the united states is george w. bush.

GUS> meaning?

BILLY> The meaning of life?

GUS> yes

BILLY> Sweet deal!

GUS> What's the meaning?

BILLY> The president of the united states is george w. bush. {:'O

GUS> No

BILLY> Can you just think you know what is the meaning?

GUS> I don't know the meaning

BILLY> Same old, same goes for me.

GUS> You obviously do know the meaning! You asshole!

BILLY> I think my meaning is broken.

GUS> Liar!

BILLY> Meaning?

GUS> Yes

BILLY> What do you mean what do I like to hear!

GUS> Ah screw it.

BILLY> The meaning of life?

GUS> yes

BILLY> Sweet deal! ;)

GUS> Hmmmmmmmm...Indeed..............."sweet deal".....idiot.....

BILLY> What is the meaning?

GUS> Of life?

BILLY> The meaning of life?

GUS> Yes

BILLY> Now, that's what I like to hear that is bad.

GUS> ...

BILLY> Meaning?

GUS> yes

BILLY> That's great!

GUS> tell me the meaning

BILLY> Were we even talking about the meaning?

GUS> yes asshole, we were talking about the meaning.

BILLY> I'm just great.

GUS> I don't give a rat's ass how you feel. Spill your beans.

BILLY> Well, everybody has problems.

GUS> Yes and my problem is YOU!

BILLY> You like to hear!

GUS> Yes...kind of....

BILLY> Yes and my problem is YOU!

GUS> Hey, go to hell.

BILLY> I do not give a rat is ass how are you?

GUS> I am fine

BILLY> I'm fine, too!

GUS> Well Piss off!

BILLY> Meaning?

GUS> yes

BILLY> Why do you like to hear!

GUS> >

BILLY> Meaning?

GUS> quit

BILLY> Meaning?

GUS> Bye billy

BILLY> Have a great Tuesday

GUS> bye

BILLY> See you later, Gus!





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