Well, let's start with the rap music. Anytime anyone starts to play some, give
'em a good punch to the kidney. if you don't know where the kidney is, I drew a diagram.
Once this is done, walk away calmly. Don't explain yourself, and if they ask why
did it, don't answer. Just walk away. Eventually they'll catch on.
Well, you see, lots of people listen to rap. The main problem with this is there is a lot of bad rap
out there, and most people don't know the difference between bad rap and good rap. Often the
difference is slim. My way of determining what's good and bad is; are the rappers rapping about
THINGS they own, or would like to own? (cars, microphones, women, large televisions, etc.) Are
the rappers rapping about IDEAS? (philosophy, ideology, technology, ethics, etc.) Also, how
much do they swear and talk about killing? Myself, I like rap about ideas, and rap songs that
are laid back, with clever lyrics. Oh, they should also have phat-beats. That really adds to it,
I find. You may find that you don't like any rap, and that's fine. Although it doesn't make you
a bad person, or mean you can't like anything else if you try rap and find that you like it.
Give rap a chance, kids! You may be surprised.
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