Ha! Email is so overrated. It doesn't even come close to comparing with
"real" mail. The only thing Electro Mail has going for it is its quickness.
And besides, i enjoy opening a snail mail letter, taking a big whiff of it
and checking for white powder.
Okay, I've been staring at your email for like five minutes, and I can't think of anything to
say without buying into your generic little joke-traps you've constructed for me. The following
is the reply everyone is expecting: "Hey dude, don't get any letter powder on you, it could be
ANTHRAX (horror!) or COCAINE! (horror!) Make sure you get some of those pills, and then give some
to me, man! Because whatever you are on is probably cool, and I should be on it too. DRUGS ROCK!!!!!
Keep it up dude, love to hear from you."
That's right. I hope you're happy. Hmm... This email is kind of uninspiring. People, write us with questions you want answers to, for advice, with suggestions, comments, etc. Not your inane ramblings. Let's all take Colin's email as an example of what not to send us.
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