From: Colin Liseth
To: The Orange Arrow
Subject: Suckers!
Message:

   Ha! Email is so overrated. It doesn't even come close to comparing with "real" mail. The only thing Electro Mail has going for it is its quickness. And besides, i enjoy opening a snail mail letter, taking a big whiff of it and checking for white powder.
   Anyway, the reason i have decided to contact you fellas using the second best type of mail, is to set the record straight. In a previous email to The Orange Arrow, i may have come off as...let's say...weird, or possibly "crazy." And it was because i stopped taking my pills (partly because i don't have any pills to speak of...) But the reason i was writing dumb stuff was because i was in a bad place then...oh...so bad...So anyhow, i'm all good now. No need to worry. Thanks Gus, and thanks Justin. Catch ya on the flip side, Colin

   Okay, I've been staring at your email for like five minutes, and I can't think of anything to say without buying into your generic little joke-traps you've constructed for me. The following is the reply everyone is expecting: "Hey dude, don't get any letter powder on you, it could be ANTHRAX (horror!) or COCAINE! (horror!) Make sure you get some of those pills, and then give some to me, man! Because whatever you are on is probably cool, and I should be on it too. DRUGS ROCK!!!!! Keep it up dude, love to hear from you."

This is the reply you get:

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   That's right. I hope you're happy. Hmm... This email is kind of uninspiring. People, write us with questions you want answers to, for advice, with suggestions, comments, etc. Not your inane ramblings. Let's all take Colin's email as an example of what not to send us.

-Justin

Dear Colin,
   It was immediately obvious to me right from the start that you were just going for the honor of having your emails posted twice on our site. Well I'll say this to you just once mister! Gus don't play games! He cool like dat. i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

-Gus