From: Emily Macdonald
To: The Orange Arrow
Subject: Where have all the e-mails gone?
Message:
Hey, what's going on over here? Not a whole lot I see. I like reading the e-mails and your replies because you guys are FUN-EE, so naturally I was distraught to see that there were no new e-mails. If this happens again in the future I suggest sending in an anonymous e-mail yourself/selves then replying to it; the result being increased intrest in e-mailing and an overall higher rate of e-mail intake at your site.

Sincerely,
Emily

Emily:

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