At long last, credible evidence has surfaced that demonstrates
how Colin and I are both more attractive to women than Nick
Fontaine. This stands to justify my aggrivation at never being
picked to play the romantic lead in Carihi plays, being
overshadowed by a greasy italian dude who wears black jeans.
In the winter of 2001-02, Natasha Johnson was attracted to
Colin. Rejected and hopeless, Natasha began to date Nick shortly
During Moss' Grade 9 year, he fell subject to the
-affections of Laura Jacques. Completely repulsed and unwilling to
comply, Moss severed all attachment to the girl. Later on,
however, in his Grade 12 year, Moss witnessed the beginning of a
relationship between Laura and Nick, briefly after Nick broke up
Good work Moss. You're a treasure to the organization.
Moss, we never needed proof that Nick Fontaine was less attractive, be it mentally or physically, than just about anything in the known universe. This includes dead fish, viral organisms, hobgoblins, etc. It was pretty much settled by Dr. Buck Almond of the University of Rational Logic in 1998. His theorum is as follows:
Also, Moss if you're so damned attractive what the hell were you doing sending me e-mail on a friday night? Where the ladies be at dawg?
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