From: mort
To: The Orange Arrow
Subject: help
Message:

hey guys it's jordie from vancouver. and now that i live in vancouver i
need to now how to meet people so i can have friends and shit. what
should i do?

jordie

oh yeah i'll get that picture for you justin as soon as i forget and remember a few more times

ummm i wanted to ask something else wait no i wanted to ask someone else

jordie (powered by my good friends caffeine and sugar)

Hey Jordie from Vancouver. And do you always start your sentences with "and"? I might be able to help you with finding friends, but the shit just always came naturally to me, so I don't know if I will be able to help you in that area. When looking for friends, look for people who seem to like the same things as you. The best way to find out if they like the same things as you is to ask them questions like, "Do you like ____________?" Simply fill in the blank with something that you like, for example, video games. It's a tried and true method of finding friends dating back to the Sumarians, who invented the concept of friendship. Before that point, people just ran around bumping into each other. That's why, to this day, bumping into someone while running is the best way to show your friendship to them. Send me that picture who's subject will remain a mystery to our readers. You will be rewarded handsomely... With a handsome man!

Are caffeine and sugar a good alternative source of energy? I tried solar, but those panels are heavy...

Over and out.

!!! Justin