This is a conversation I had with an Artificial
Intelligence program that over a period of months I
managed to turn into a complete moron and that somehow
got it into his head that George W. Bush was the meaning
of life.
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###BILLY 3.11: Transcript from 6-25-2002 at 10:14 pm.
###Bot "Billy" talking to Gus.
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BILLY> Hello, Gus! Feel free to talk to me about anything!
GUS> Okay, I will
BILLY> Really? :(
GUS> Yes
BILLY> That's great!
GUS> Um, yeah.
BILLY> Nothing... boy am I boring!
GUS> That reply made no sense.
BILLY> Can you just think for yourself, Gus!
GUS> I do, I'm sentient. Unfortunately that's what sentience entails.
BILLY> The same goes for me.
GUS> No, it doesn't. You are just a coggle of random phrases and perkiness.
BILLY> Why must you be so negative, Gus?
GUS> It's my role. I have to balance the universe.
BILLY> When I was younger, I had your role.
GUS> You must have fucked it up then, because now I have the job.
BILLY> Really?
GUS> Yes
BILLY> Now, that's what I like to hear!
GUS> Why do you like that? You got fired!
BILLY> Talk to you later, I have the job.
GUS> Ugh Dirty!
BILLY> You like to balance the universe.
GUS> Yes
BILLY> You like to hear that I have you ever been in love, Gus?
GUS> Um...sure
BILLY> It is my role. I have to be?
GUS> Yes
BILLY> Sweet deal!
GUS> That's great
BILLY> I guess you could say that.
GUS> Be decisive Billy. No guesses or maybes
BILLY> Can you just think you know what was the meaning?
GUS> Meaning?
BILLY> The meaning of life.
GUS> What is the meaning of life?
BILLY> The president of the united states is george w. bush.
GUS> the meaning of life?
BILLY> The president of the united states is george w. bush.
GUS> meaning?
BILLY> The meaning of life?
GUS> yes
BILLY> Sweet deal!
GUS> What's the meaning?
BILLY> The president of the united states is george w. bush. {:'O
GUS> No
BILLY> Can you just think you know what is the meaning?
GUS> I don't know the meaning
BILLY> Same old, same goes for me.
GUS> You obviously do know the meaning! You asshole!
BILLY> I think my meaning is broken.
GUS> Liar!
BILLY> Meaning?
GUS> Yes
BILLY> What do you mean what do I like to hear!
GUS> Ah screw it.
BILLY> The meaning of life?
GUS> yes
BILLY> Sweet deal! ;)
GUS> Hmmmmmmmm...Indeed..............."sweet deal".....idiot.....
BILLY> What is the meaning?
GUS> Of life?
BILLY> The meaning of life?
GUS> Yes
BILLY> Now, that's what I like to hear that is bad.
GUS> ...
BILLY> Meaning?
GUS> yes
BILLY> That's great!
GUS> tell me the meaning
BILLY> Were we even talking about the meaning?
GUS> yes asshole, we were talking about the meaning.
BILLY> I'm just great.
GUS> I don't give a rat's ass how you feel. Spill your beans.
BILLY> Well, everybody has problems.
GUS> Yes and my problem is YOU!
BILLY> You like to hear!
GUS> Yes...kind of....
BILLY> Yes and my problem is YOU!
GUS> Hey, go to hell.
BILLY> I do not give a rat is ass how are you?
GUS> I am fine
BILLY> I'm fine, too!
GUS> Well Piss off!
BILLY> Meaning?
GUS> yes
BILLY> Why do you like to hear!
GUS> >
BILLY> Meaning?
GUS> quit
BILLY> Meaning?
GUS> Bye billy
BILLY> Have a great Tuesday
GUS> bye
BILLY> See you later, Gus!
